every second dripping off my fingertips

Monday, January 25, 2010

My Big Fat Eating Birthday

22nd: My birthday, and Day 1 of the epic eating saga. Mom took me to the Grand Copthorne Waterfront where we ate at Brio. As usual, I ate a lot, and Naomi had fun at burgershack or something. I had the rich food and she had the fast food. Well this isn't all about me is it? Wait. Actually it is. I'm freaking 19 man I get to do whatever I want. I think. So I ate and I ate, and in the evening I had cake. The same cake I eat every year because I love that cake. There's still cake left over in the fridge if you're interested. I had an epic dinner also, so the gym trip the day before was completely washed down the toilet, with toilet paper thrown over it to make sure it's gone for good.

23rd: Another lunch date at Ju Shin Jung, this time with Naomi. She calls me a moron for paying for it myself, but secretly I know she has fun stuff prepared for me that's going to make my insides feel special, so I'm just preparing myself in case she decides to do something spectacular. She has been known to do that. She also happens to be an expert at these things, it's almost uncanny. You should have seen the way she looked at me when she was feasting on the long beans. Later she whispered something in my ear that sent chills down my spine to my special place. Well enough about special places. Later we went to watch New York I Love You, and it wasn't fantastic. When we saw The Time Traveler's Wife yesterday, we both agreed Rachel McAdams's butt is definitely better than Maggie Q.

In the evening I made my way to Bren's house to attend his BBQ, where I enjoyed some steak, had some laughs, and nearly choked on squid. I do not wish to mention the details of the party for reasons which only the people present would understand. I also proudly displayed Naomi's fantastic present that drew the attention of many of my friends. Yes folks, it has ONLY been around the head supported by a neck. Naomi has yet to return the favour.

24th: As usual, we woke up late and so we attended the 11am mass. We noticed the choir seems to be double dipping, hoping for a larger salary so I might actually go back. Unlike Naomi, I don't have talents that make people's insides feel special. Thai Express was our lunch destination, and was definitely incomparable to the Korean cuisine we had the day before. Either that, or I'm biased. After fattening up further on twister fries and the movie, I went with her to Jelita to get her smashing new haircut, that automatically gets me feeling special inside. Right now it seems as though she's getting to me. She can't seem to get her hands off me, and the fact that every post I have right now seems to have her inside makes it scary. I need to be wary. But... Naomi has yet to return the favour.

somewhere a clock is ticking:
5:17 PM