Technology can be a bitch sometimes. God never intended for us to be typing on keyboards when he created trees and birds but somehow we managed to come up with the wheel and sarcasm along the way, and we were too intelligent for our own good. Soon micro chips became part of everyday life, and potato chips became part of our unhealthy, diabetes-inducing diets. Our creations have made our lives simpler, our tasks less challenging. We are now able to calculate and compute at blistering speeds, travel between countries in a matter of hours and communicate with anyone across the globe, and yet, we are still miserable. We agonize over lost data, missed flights and that spare tire festering around our abdomens. Surely, we must have brought this on ourselves.