every second dripping off my fingertips

Monday, April 13, 2009

Be prepared to be wowed...

BLOCKBUSTER EVENT OF THE YEAR

HOW LONG CAN YOU STAY ON A COUCH?

LAST MAN/WOMAN SLEEPING WINS

THINK YOU CAN

OUTSNORE! OUTGRUNT! OUTLAST!

THE REST OF THE WORLD IN A SLEEP CONTEST?

WANT TO BE CROWNED
2009'S ULTIMATE SLUMBERIAN ?

WANT TO WIN

100 GAZILLION DONG ?

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!

All you need to do is SLEEP !

HERE'S WHAT TO DO:

1) CHOOSE YOUR COUCH

a) leather

b) rosewood

(our couches are as infinitely expandable as fathomable.)

2) MAKE AN APPOINTMENT

for a), please contact GARETH LEE @ 1800- 436487- 425

for b), please contact NAOMI JANE @ 1800- 436487- 654

3) PACK YOUR SNOOZE BAG

i) anything that can help you sleep longer

ii) food - natural sedatives are most welcome

iii) really really boring reading material

iv) your homework! (if any)

4) D(ormant)-Day

come down on the day as arranged with either of us,

hop onto the couch,

and SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP

there's more

EXPERIENCE REDEMPTION THIS EASTER
with
BRITAIN'S MOST ILLUSTRATED HARLOT
DARRELL LIAN
YES!!
the MAN HIMSELF
will spend 60 MINUTES with you on the couch
if you agree to try one of our new products:
a) SOPORIA eau de cologne by GARETH LEE
b) COUCHANTELLE night cream by NAOMI JANE

also

FREE PILLOWS
up for grabs as long as you take part!
AWESOME for PILLOW FIGHTS !
(our stocks last forever too!)

STATUS. MONEY. SEX.
What're you waiting for?
SIGN UP NOW !

(this advertisement is brought to you by GARETH LEE and NAOMI JANE,

and is proudly sponsored by the kameeroozh ™ and the hcihp ®.)

Full credit goes to my fellow plotter for writing this.

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5:48 PM

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