every second dripping off my fingertips: April 2009

Saturday, April 18, 2009

somewhere a clock is ticking:
9:53 PM

Closer (Acoustic Version) - Travis

somewhere a clock is ticking:
9:27 PM

Monday, April 13, 2009

Be prepared to be wowed...

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Full credit goes to my fellow plotter for writing this.

somewhere a clock is ticking:
5:48 PM

Thursday, April 9, 2009

I have come to a point in my life where I realise that it is no longer useful, fruitful or practical to resent everything I don't have, but rather to be thankful for everything I have. It does no good for my spirit, for the harmony of my spheres, the spheres which surround me. Especially when you're in a place where Converse trumps Bata in a debate competition or an illegal Bridge game in class, you have to be grateful for those spheres that will stick by you even when there's disharmony in your own sphere, when you play the wrong suit because you simply suck.

You have never given up on me, no matter what. Question is, have I been so contemptuous to give up on myself?

You have never given up on me, and I don't deserve you. What you give, no one else can give; not even I can give it back.

You all are the ones who deserve the congratulations. For putting up with me when I frustrate and annoy; when I pretend I'm "all that". You are the one who swats the fluff from the gray, beaming a ray that makes me look forward to everyday, and you don't know it. But I do. I'd never have acknowledged it before, but now, I do.

Maybe sometimes, the laces shouldn't be on so tight. And Converse shoes have holes in them.

somewhere a clock is ticking:
11:14 PM