Pardon me for my randomness and utter uselessness of this post, but today really proves that joy can be found in the simplest of things.
It all started from after soccer (and it went downhill from there). We did our typical stand-around-and-wait-for-someone-to-make-a-move routine, and then our dear S-A-V-R KSMblahblahblahyouknowwhoyouare went "Anna, smell!", and he let out a gigantic fart. (ok it wasn't actually a gigantic one, it sounded more like a wheezing sound, but enough of the details.) And knowing Anna, she would scream at the slightest thing. Like wind. Or dead birds.
It carried on until dinner time. It all started with Trevor's General T. dunnowhatdunnowhat, and Anna's "sooo annoyyyeeeng". As all good IB students do, they think on their feet. I was sitting down but that's not the point. The point is, I had a brainwave.
Now at this point, some of you might be forced to close the window, or click some other link, so screw you I'm finding new friends!!! Heee nahhh just kidding. I'll just block you on MSN.
No but really, I did have a brainwave, which resulted in a really long time of continuous laughter (yes I laughed so long and so hard that I lost track of time).
From General T. dunnowhatdunnowhat, and "sooo annoyyyeeeng", I realised that my phone could actually say these retarded things. It has a voice tag function in the contacts menu, where it actually pronounces your contact's name. Soooo... typing it in, I let Jonathan hear it.
From then on it was the end of us.
Now, we're gonna get it recorded, and we're gonna release a CD.
Watch out Michael Jackson. Don't laugh your ears off.